Wedding of Munchkin and tux

Caerina reaches inside her pack and pulls out her book of ceremonies and smiles

Caerina: Then so be it. We are gathered her to unite these two dreamers into the status of marriage.

Munchkin screams

SeVeNRoSeS: ??

Kailoth laughs

Jolly snickers

Atonwa chuckles

Elspet laughs

LadySteele laughs

Kael grins

Rafe howls laughing

tux lunges for the book

Star Scream smirks

Caerina: Love is a many splendid thing and these have shown much love

cyborg512 chokes on a danish laughing

SeVeNRoSeS laughs hard1

Rafe: yes, I thought that was what we were here for

Caerina: Oh, wrong ceremony

Munchkin knocks the book from Caerina's hands

brother TlMOTHY smiles softly

Caerina smiles

Ishido: Nice to see Kelrith is here in spirit if not in person...

Kael falls in the floor laughing

Jolly places her fingers between her teeth and whistles loudly as she applauds

Caerina: I will save that for another time

Minuette giggles

Malak Gauodin smiles

Caerina smiles at the two

Rafe: Drat, Caerina, you should have kept going!!

cyborg512: DO it! Get married!

Atonwa hopes someone knows cpr for tux

Rafe howls

Munchkin glares at Cyborg

Caerina looks to the crowd

Caerina: Should I?

Kailoth: Yes!

cyborg512 aggles a finger at Munch

hiro ulee: Yeah!

Guyzon: yes

Atonwa: Yes

LadySteele: yes

Munchkin: NO

flash333 claps for Caerina ...noteing the wensday night roast is here after all

Rafe SHOUTS: yes

Kailoth: Wee Wee!

SeVeNRoSeS gives tux a big roughly chuck of chocolate, and a glass of milk

Caerina: The voice of the majority wins

Guyzon: they are prefect for each other

SeVeNRoSeS gives tux a big chuck of chocolate, and a glass of milk

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: you get to die

tux begins to sweat

Caerina: I do not need to go through the obey and honor bit

cyborg512: come on...tux is cool. tux is great. tux is always dressed for a date

Pixar: I dont think tux is ready to be branded a second time....he is married to HC..and he has the brand to prove it.

Rafe sneaks behind both and chains them both together

Munchkin starts to whisper frantically to the evil soulmistress before her

dagonet chuckles at Cy

Rafe hee hehee

Caerina: But, since you both have shown great love for eachother

Kailoth: To bad Xerom isnt here.

tux: Where is the Dreamstrike master when you need him/

brother TlMOTHY mutters at pixar you forgot shaolin.. his first wife

Rafe: Caerina isn't evil, see the halos?

Munchkin: Hopefuly on his way

cyborg512 smirks at tux

Caerina: It is my duty as the Elder of this dream to proclaim you as husband and wife, to which you do not have to agree, we all know you do agree

Munchkin: I do NOT

Kael grins at tux's last comment

Atonwa smiles up at Jolly

Guyzon: ti htink they stopped him and took him else wheres

Munchkin: Not legal

cyborg512 pelts the newlyweds with danish

brother TlMOTHY oofers congratulations to tux and munchkin

Caerina: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss eachother

Star Scream: Congrats Tux, Munch

SeVeNRoSeS applauds for the happy...uhh.. old couple?

Rafe SHOUTS: Legal!

hiro ulee: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

Kailoth: Yay Congrats!

Kael: YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Munchkin would rather kiss a bogrom

LadySteele: congrats Munchi and tux!!

Jolly: wooohoooooo, give her the tongue

Rafe: Definately the Oddest couple

MrChaos chuckles and stares at his ruler

hiro ulee: Congrats Munchkin!

Guyzon: Congrats

LadySteele laughs

Jolly covers her mouth quickly and acts all innocent

cyborg512: dum dum dee dum

Munchkin: This was not a legal ceremony

Star Scream laughs at rafe

MrChaos looks completely innocent

Atonwa chuckles again

Caerina: Yes, actually it is Munchkin

hiro ulee: looked legal to me.

Malak Gauodin laughs

tux begins to loose all color in his face

Caerina: You are both married

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: I'm going to strangle you

Atonwa notes a family resemblance suddenly

Sigon: Yes it is, our wearing a white dress and all

tux opens his mouth and words fail him

Pixar: why tux...your left standing speechless

hiro ulee: Hip hip hooooray!

cyborg512 signs the Official Witness book

Munchkin: I'm married to....the dream..NOT him

Caerina nods to both and smiles

SeVeNRoSeS holds tux upright by his arms

Caerina: No, you are now married to eachother

Guyzon wonder what they will forge together tonight

Star Scream: give them a marrige certificate Lady Caerina for documentation.

Atonwa: we are all part of the dream Munchkin...even tux....and congrats *bows deeply*

Munchkin: No we are not

SeVeNRoSeS fans hi, and call Dag to get a stretcher

dagonet laughs at guy

flash333 notes whispers to Munchin just don't kiss boggen's mare wife he get rather jealous

Munchkin glares at Caerina

dagonet restores tux

SeVeNRoSeS: So the Ordainment was all a cover up.....

SeVeNRoSeS winks

tux turns towards his non bride and begins to fall down again

Rafe chuckles merrily

Kailoth: Well atleast you wont get turned down for dates anymore Munchkin... he doesnt have a choice.

hiro ulee: ahhhhh

Munchkin whispers back to flash333, "Better her than this dirty old fool"

Kael: hehehe

Caerina: Now that you both are finally married, we can continue with the Ordainment

Rafe notes that the Gatherer is here and hopes she took good notes......

SeVeNRoSeS grabs tux quickly, trying to not hurt his fraile bones

Guyzon: you two should atleast Kiss

Caerina: And, this marriage is legal and binding

cyborg512 chuckles, noting Caerina just cocked her metaphoric shotgun

Kailoth: tux cant wake up long enough to do it, Guyzon...

Kailoth laughs

Munchkin Hopefuly on his way

Guyzon laughs

Munchkin mutters

tux: Funny you should ask for permission to start the ceremony from the same two you failed to gain permission to proceed with the LAST ceremony.

Caerina nods to MrChaos

brother TlMOTHY: humm tux is overcome with happyness and bliss.. how sweet

MrChaos snickers

Munchkin whispers to the Gatherer, "This was not a legal ceremony!"

Guyzon: helps tux out with Fa

Rafe hammers both Munchie and tux down

Caerina: Yes, it was, the dream is what we make of it and this group made you husband and wife

Starfall waves

Caerina smiles

LadySteele grins

the Gatherer looks up with a sly grin on her face and then scribbles a note in the margins of her journal

Kael grins

Munchkin tosses something at IShido

cyborg512: wow, she can hear whispers

Jolly nods and smiles to guy

Seara tips her staff

hiro ulee takes pictures

Malak Gauodin notes, "The legality of things are determined by law, which is determined by the majority, is it not?"

Caerina: Now, on to the Ordainment

Seara smiles

Munchkin: Ok, someone teach me dreamstrike fast

Caerina: We can have a party for two occasions tonight

Pixar: how bout the finger of death...will that do?

Kailoth: Wait! Divorce them... I dont want shorty at the house every dream!

Caerina: Elspet

tux mutters about being just another notch on Shortys Chakram and becomes ill all over again

Caerina: No, there is no divorce for that in which I have bound in matromony

Guyzon: We need mangler for the drinks

Munchkin mutters about not going near Baldy with a ten foot pole

Kailoth: Oh boy... Give me a drink

cyborg512 hands out wedding danishes

Ishido thinks about Baldy with a ten foot pole and decides not to go there...

Kailoth looks at ishido and laughs

MrChaos chuckles quietly and continues to look innocent

the Gatherer shakes her head and chuckles softly as her quill flies across a newly turned page

SeVeNRoSeS pokes MrC, with a grin

Munchkin whispers to tux: ok, how do we get out of THIS?

tux whispers: YOU figure it out...and fast:)

Atonwa: may I ask their ages?

Ishido: Both old enough to know better...

Munchkin dreamstrike

Atonwa nods to Ishido

SeVeNRoSeS: Too young to care

Guyzon: maybe not they got married

Seara tilts her head

Minuette whispers softly, "We'll tease them later. For now, it's Elspet's moment!"

Ishido: Who seems to be having the Traditional Ordainment Storm...

tux whispers: Two Masters of Insight can only be married by another Master of insight...

Seara shakes her head

Munchkin nods vehemently as tux finds a loophole

Caerina nods to Elspet and smiles

Elspet suddenly turns a very, very deep shade of red.

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: He found a loophole. Two masters of insight can only be married by another master of insight. Illegal ceremony.

Caerina blushes

Caerina whispers: Ah, but you forget I am a Master of all Focus

MrChaos smiles as he reads a passed note

Munchkin whispers to tux: She says she's a master of all foci

tux whispers: Nope...she cant attain the hall of insight...so shes full of it. Falinor will back us.

LadySteele smiles laughingly at hiro

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: YOu don't have access to the guild hall, do you are not a master of insight

Caerina whispers: want to bet?

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: Falinor will back us

Munchkin whispers to tux: her response :want to bet?

Caerina: I will return in just a moment

Caerina whispers: Don't move

Caerina has left your party!

Munchkin whispers to tux: she whispered to me not to move

tux holds a large sign in front of him reading, "wanted...DreamStrike Master"

Pixar giggles at tux

Caerina smiles at Munchkin and tux

SeVeNRoSeS: UH!

Atonwa: you have found a fate worse than dreamstrike...you have found marriage tux

MrChaos watches the crowd silently to see if any react adversly to tux's sign

Kailoth laughs

Pixar laughs

SeVeNRoSeS: You have something aweful on your head Caerina

Kailoth: ANotehr Dreamseer teacher!

Kael grins

Kailoth claps

Sigon: See that proves it

Rafe tickles Starfall

Sigon: Dreamseers are the best

Sigon: Her SM halo turned night.

Starfall jumps

cyborg512: GK

Atonwa looks at Caerina and blinks

tux falls into a heap on the floor

flash333 claps for the Dreamseers

dagonet looks agahst at Caerina's head

kellergeister: no..being a SM she manipulated the color

Caerina: Tux and Munchkin said that the marriage wasn't legal because I was not a DreamSeer Master, but they forgot I am of all Foci

cyborg512 laughs, "Here we go again"

Rafe laughs and laughs

Joshua Mandrake helps tux back to his feet

Munchkin growls

Kailoth: Munchkin, Congratualations on your marriage...

Rafe howls

Kailoth: Tux, my deepest regrets...

Munchkin: It's not legal

Malak Gauodin agrees with Guyzon completely

kellergeister: yes it is!!!!

Munchkin: She's a fake, I tell you

Joshua Mandrake fans tux

MrChaos snickers quietly

Rafe snaps a pix to send to Xerom of Caerina...

Sigon: Nah

Ishido: Was ravageone's sex change legal?

Caerina: Now it is official, I wish for all to welcome Munchkin and tux into their marriage and Elspet into the Station of Teacher

SeVeNRoSeS: So, what do the newlyweds have planned or a honeymoon?

Guyzon laughs at Ishido

Kailoth laughs at ishi

tux: This is an outrage!

tux waves his hands frantically before him

Kael: Garagon, dak pa, burrd!

Munchkin: No honeymoon, no marriage

Joshua Mandrake fans tux harder andharder hes going under i need nursemaid i mean soulmaster quickly!!!!

brother TlMOTHY applaudes the anouncement.. and frets slightly that he didn't bring a wedding gift

Munchkin: Falinor, where are you when we need you?

cyborg512: For you! For us it's great fun! Time for a party!

Caerina: I hate to break it to you Munchkin, but it is legal and binding

Rafe: sounds like this could be the start of a beautiful marraige

MrChaos: Its a Reception party for the newlyweds!!

Caerina: Just as binding as your handcuffs

Munchkin prays for dreamstrike

Kailoth laughs

Neelas smiles softly

tux whispers to Josh, "This is one dream marriage that will never be consumated."

Kailoth: Thats way to much info...

Munchkin glares at the evil soulmistress

Caerina: And I am sure that Falinor will support it with the joy it deserves

MrChaos laughs hard

Joshua Mandrake grins at tux and keeps fanning him

Munchkin mutters, "That's for darned sure, you will never get that close to me"

Rafe laughs so hard his sides hurt

Ishido: Do you still have your rack, Munchkin?

Atonwa coughs

Pixar laughs

Kailoth ...

Munchkin: No, if I did I know who'd be in it..

tux: No...Falinor will undo this display of...of...Elderness!

Pixar: and a caboos to go along with it too

Neelas chuckles

MrChaos: I think not tux

Atonwa chuckles at Pixar

Munchkin glares again at one she THOUGHT was a friend

Jolly giggles at cy

flash333 pulls out an apropriate poem for both events

Atonwa thinks Ishido knows WAY too much about other dreamers

Joshua Mandrake offers tux some fairy repellant just incase

Ishido: All part of being a bartender...

tux whispers to flash, "actually she looks rather spiffy in white eh"

flash333 Bows

Munchkin: None needed, Josh, trust me

Atonwa chuckles

Caerina sings a song, Ding dong the Munchkin's wed, the Munchkin's wed. Ding gond the Munchkin's wed to t t t u u u u x x x x

Atonwa: and photos to go along with it?

Guyzon laughs

cyborg512 laughs

Joshua Mandrake laughs at Cearina

Starfall: Anyone have a cork to pop?

Munchkin starts to mutter curses under her breath

Atonwa: they feel safe Kailoth?

Atonwa bites his tongue in reference to popping corks

cyborg512 winks at Caerina

MrChaos winks at LadySteele

Caerina: Now, what to get you as a wedding gift. Leather or steel?

SeVeNRoSeS quiets the chatter in the room

Caerina grins at cyborg

Caerina: yes, please flash, a soothing wedding poem of love between these two

Caerina grins at cyborg

Kailoth grins at tux

Munchkin mutters, "Bridge...water....sweet oblivion..."

Caerina nods to cyborg

Kailoth laughs hard

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: You are pure evil

Joshua Mandrake watchs tux closesly incase he decides to faint again this time i will grab him

Jolly grins and nods to cy

Caerina looks at the happy couple and smiles proudly

tux snarls at Madam Battle Ax

Munchkin glares at the evil one

Munchkin mutters, 'Falinor will come to our aid"

Joshua Mandrake whispers to tux no worries we all know what she really wants

tux turns and snarls at Shorty also

Joshua Mandrake whispers she won't get it

Munchkin ignores the bald fool

Caerina whispers: No, I know for a fact that he was very happy at this commitment of you both

cyborg512: Wedding dance! Let the gifting begin

Minuette jumps

Caerina smiles at flash

cyborg512: oops, blushes for interupting flash

Rafe quickly adds varnish to his painting...

SeVeNRoSeS stuffs a danish i Cy's danish hole

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: Yeah, right, he hates this horribly

Caerina smiles, knowing that tux and Munchkin will ripple eachother's waters

SeVeNRoSeS: heh.... she's not even here...

SeVeNRoSeS laughs

Caerina whispers: Who hates this?

Munchkin will ripple waters....

Munchkin glares

Joshua Mandrake smiles at Flash and whisper to him shoudl had ended it with someone getting murdered or somethign cuz thats how its gonna end

Munchkin doesn't feel real peaceful at the moment

Atonwa thinks to himself....."two go in...one comes out"

Munchkin whispers to no one in particular, "Anyone here have dreamstrike?"

Rafe thinks this gives a new light to the term 'Chakram Wedding' ..

Munchkin: argh, you don't look good in blue halos

Munchkin glares at Caerina again

Caerina whispers: Well, there is one loop hole that you have to find, and only that loop hole can unbind you, but let me ask you this, is it such a misery or are you just scared of the force you can be?

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: force? pah

Caerina whispers: You two are a force together, your humor and friendship is a force along with honor and commitment

Atonwa thinks the first dance should go to the newlyweds....

Minuette and Fluffy applaud happily and she waves to her new 'father'!

Munchkin mutters, "Newlywed, my foot..."

tux evokes mindblank and quickly leaves.....alone

Caerina whispers: Together, find the loop hole and you shall be free. But you have a week to do so or the marriage is lasting

Munchkin whispers to Caerina: did you tell him this?

Caerina whispers: Nope

Note: Due to their diligence (and a healthy dose of desperation) Munchkin and tux found the loophole within the week, and the marriage was declared null and void.

Reference

• http://www.geocities.ws/munchkin_UL/pages/muntux.html